a group of 8 kids just left mcdonalds and one left their super mario happy meal toy so I went over and took it and 20 seconds later they all come back in with their mum looking for the toy. And I’m sat here with it hid under my shirt and everyone around me knows I’ve got it but it’s too late to go back now I waited too long to say I had it oh god kill me I’m sweating this is so tense
i accidentally just wrote “the soviet onion” on my paper and now i can’t stop laughing
before you make fun of a person doing something brave and vulnerable like dancing or singing or reading poetry in front of a lot of people:
HAHAHA…. fuck you!!
I brought my little brother Spencer as my date and when I told him I was nominated for this [Hot & Funny] award, he told me that if under any circumstances I won, I had to say the following things.
being related to a celebrity: YOU’RE DOING IT RIGHT
OMG WHEN HE LOOKS AT THE CAMERA AT THE END I JUST
that is one attractive family hot damn
My favourite thing about their friendship is that they are both dreamers.